KOOL MOE DEE IS SITTING NEXT TO ME, GUYZ

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 04/23/2016 at 01:06 • Filed to: Celebrities

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THAT’S HIM. JUST GOT DONE WITH HIS GOD DAMNED CONCERT. WE’RE AT DENNY’S. HE’S SITTING NEXT TO ME. GUYZ. KOOL MOE MOTHERFUCKING DEE. GUYZ. KOOL MOE DEE.

HOLY SHIT.

Diesel > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:08

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Wtf are you doing in a Denny’s?

PatBateman > Diesel 04/23/2016 at 01:09

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I'm hungry.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:09

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HOLY SHIT.

KOOL MOE DEE?!

HOLY FUCK!

Tell him I say hi.

Diesel > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:10

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I hope you like food poisoning then. It's their specialty. How do you like me now?

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 04/23/2016 at 01:12

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I told him that he put on a great show tonight. He said “Thank you very much”.

I'm flipping my shit right now. This ranks up there with the time I met Jimmy Buffet, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Michael Douglas at the same damn time.

PatBateman > Diesel 04/23/2016 at 01:13

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You’re alright. And I haven’t puked yet.

YET

For Sweden > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:15

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Waffle House is better than a Kool Moe Dee-having Dennys’.

Diesel > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:17

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I don't know who he is. Probably know his music but I'm so bad at names that it means nothing. I should tell you my Nic Cage story. Lol

PatBateman > For Sweden 04/23/2016 at 01:18

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MOONS OVER MY HAMMY + KOOL MOE DEE = FUCK WAFFLE HOUSE.

PatBateman > Diesel 04/23/2016 at 01:19

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At the WILD WILD WEST... Dum dum... At the WILD WILD WEST... Dum dum... At the...

DrJohannVegas > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:20

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Sometimes, you just want pancakes.

Diesel > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:23

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I thought that was Will Smith.

lone_liberal > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:23

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You are now 20% cooler just from the proximity factor.

PatBateman > DrJohannVegas 04/23/2016 at 01:27

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Moons over my Hammy.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 01:28

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You met all three at the same time?! Why didn’t you play the lottery that day?

PatBateman > lone_liberal 04/23/2016 at 01:29

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I almost touched him when I told him that he put on a great concert, but I figured touching him would be a little over the edge.

He said “Thank you very much.”

PatBateman > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/23/2016 at 01:29

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Because I was in Aspen and it was 2 am.

sonicgabe > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 02:42

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Wow. Famous people get diarrhea the same way regular people do!

PatBateman > sonicgabe 04/23/2016 at 02:45

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Pics or gtfo.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 03:19

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This is what internet journalism is all about. Frickin’ e-pulitzr 2.0 right there, man.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > sonicgabe 04/23/2016 at 03:24

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He looks like his system digests everything very scrupulously.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 04/23/2016 at 11:15

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Who?

PatBateman > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 04/23/2016 at 15:24

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I might have been slightly intoxicated last night.